more Jewish Film Festival schwag

Jess and I also did a stadium cup that will be passed out during the Int’l Jewish Film Festival’s opening night. They’ll be screening Jews and Baseball: An American Love Story, hence the ball theme.

screen ads for the Tucson Int’l Jewish Film Festival

Our Tucson Community Manager Corey got us some space on the silver screen! We’ll be running these screens at the Int’l Jewish Film Festival. Design by Jess Taich.

Awkward Anthony Bourdain Fan Photo

A part of me wants to comment on this woman’s decision to post a picture of her double chin on her Yelp profile, but I’ll refrain. I don’t want to be a bully.

“Why do we have to be all flowers and lollipops. Why can’t it be like fighting but we are actually learning. That’s called back-door education.” – Kelly Bensimon

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Spooning Leads To Porking

This photo was flagged as “inappropriate” on a Yelp business page, but I found it poetically appropriate for my blog.

cupcakes and wet dreamz

I’m at home after my first day (well, half day) at Yelp and could probably afford to not still be staring at a computer screen but ya know, whatever.  Working a real job after not working for almost five months is pretty exhausting.  I sort of feel like stress eating, but since this new job requires me to do a lot of sitting and thus makes me more susceptible to hemorrhoids on my asshole, I think I’m gonna try to not gain a bunch of extra weight to put me even more at risk.  I’m still going to look at pictures of cupcakes I want to bake though:

Banana cupcakes!

Peanut butter and jelly cupcakes!

S’mores cupcakes!

I don’t normally like weird fondant on my food, but look at these dinosaur cupcakes!

Ugh, I not-so-secretly want to drop everything in my life and start a cute kitschy bakery à la Maggie Gyllenhaal in Stranger Than Fiction.