Bro Deals: 50 Cent Pabst Night at BOC
If you’re an avid boozehound like me, you should know that the best bars to frequent are in the Castro. I feel like Castro bartenders really sympathize with the fact that in order to frequent their establishment, you have to march through a phalanx of creepy nightcrawlers in cock rings that smell like pee. The reward for your endeavors is a stiff drink and cheap thrills, like the kind they offer at Bar On Church. This bar is amazing and always has some sort of special deal going on, but my favorite Saturday night’s 50 cent Pabst night. I’m pretty sure there’s no other bar in town where you can whip out a roll of laundry quarters and feel like a baller.
What’s also great about Saturdays is that they convert the pool table into a beer pong table. That, combined with the fact that they have peanuts you get to shuck on the floor, makes this place feel like a dirty frat house in a good way, i.e. there’s no shame in getting completely shitfaced because that’s what you’re supposed to do. But the thing that distinguishes this bar from a fraternity is that the guy serving you drinks isn’t gonna slip you a roofie. Really, the only raunchy sexcapades that happen here go down in the bathroom, and from the sounds of it, it seems pretty consensual.